Penny: I thought we were trying to get back home and get your taco.
Crazy Dave : But Pirates! Hang on to your parrots and peg legs!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and back to Pirate Seas Map)
Crazy Dave: Shiver me timbers. i've always wanted to do some swashbuckling!
Crazy Dave: And I’ve always wanted a poop deck of my own.
Penny: Yes, let’s go. I’d hate him to improvise a poop deck here.
(After the player completes the level and receives Dead Man's Booty,
Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Finally, one of these pirates dropped some booty!
Penny: I'm detecting something more challenging than treasure inside.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Crazy Dave: Butter and spikes and everything nice.
Crazy Dave: That's what butter and spikes are made of.
(Penny appears)
Penny: That's hard to argue or agree with.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives the note)
Penny: Look out. It's a map.
Crazy Dave: To treasure! It says no zombies. Maps don't lie!
Penny: Well, we do have a shovel.
Crazy Dave: Let's go! No time for precautions!
Dr.Zomboss: Hail fellow Captain. Dr.Zomboss: Be advised that your sailing vessel is of insufficient size. Dr.Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr.Edger Zomboss.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: Huh? What's that now?
Penny: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player completes the level and receives World Key, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)
Penny: This will be most useful! With it we can access another World.
Dave: Nuts. I was hoping it would make our boat bigger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Penny: Target score activated. Let's see if you can beat my high score.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: And put in KRZYDV as your initials.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Penny: It's lowtide and the waves are coming in.
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: Grab your water wings! We're going to get wet.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dr.Zomboss: I've discovered a mysterious trait in your rattletrap time machine. Dr.Zomboss: Its temporal signature is nearby identical to my own creations. Dr.Zomboss: Explain to me, how was this "Penny" created in the first place?
(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Penny appears)
Penny: Could I really be some form of Zombot?
Penny: User Dave, am I the daughter of Dr. Zomboss?
(Crazy Dave appears)
Crazy Dave: That was one fine sandwich! So, what did I miss?
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker and receives the Pirate Seas Trophy, Crazy
Daveand Penny appear)
Penny: Please, tell me about your creation process.
Crazy Dave: It was pretty easy! I found some timey wabby wabbo① stuff.
Crazy Dave: Then I put it between two slices of bread...
Crazy Dave: BOOM! Awesome sandwich!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears) Dr.Zomboss: Such proliferous bunk. I should have expected as much. Dr.Zomboss: I'll have the answers someday, when David's braains are on my plate.
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
Crazy Dave: I see more seas! Arrrr there more zombies?
Penny: More pirate zombies have appeared, and with greater strength.
Penny: We may need to retreat to another timeline and return when our plants are
stronger.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Crazy Dave: Ai-yowza! Our lawnmowers have walked some planks!
Penny: The temporal energies are too powerful for them, User Dave.
Penny: We cannot allow even a single zombie past our defenses.
Crazy Dave: Good thing we popped all those piñatas earlier!
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)
Dr.Zomboss: The timbers be shivered! The seas are ablaze! Dr.Zomboss: Your doom is assured! Your mind is a haze! Dr.Zomboss: The Zombot Plank Walker 2.0 shall soon rule the waves!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)
(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker again and receives the money bag, Crazy Dave
and Penny appear)
Crazy Dave: We lived! Take that, planks and zombies and seaweed!
Penny: Indeed, User Dave, piracy is not a victimless crime.
(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears) Dr.Zomboss: These ubgraded plants are egregious and unfair!
(Dr. Zomboss leaves)